The current Stav Bureau motto is;
- Unnecessary Risks for Pointless Rewards
Jimmy and Phil have the sub-mottos:
- Far too many steps for disappointing views
- It's good to have land
Witness and Survivors of The Incident swear by, and at, the motto:
- We did good work for a bad job - The relevance of which could, but won’t, be explained.
Former Bureau mottos include:
- This is the Bureau! We spit on consistency!
- There is no defence, so don’t even try